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The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

“Sensible decisions, with compassion.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific


The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population5.143 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.143 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 371 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,202 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Bronte Dickens after national disasters, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 55,706th in the world and 2,600th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 72,202.05 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 370thMost Influential: 614thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,359thMost Pacifist: 7,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,277thSafest: 7,447thBest Weather: 9,747thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,460thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,793rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,707thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,860thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,863rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,014thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,460thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,824thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,832ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,442ndMost Inclusive: 18,138thMost Stationary: 19,337thMost Cultured: 19,820thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,325thSmartest Citizens: 20,371st
Most Influential: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 318th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 364th in the regionMost Pacifist: 402nd in the regionSafest: 408th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 486th in the regionBest Weather: 518th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 608th in the regionNicest Citizens: 633rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 648th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 655th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 674th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 687th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 726th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 739th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 803rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 816th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 896th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 909th in the regionMost Cultured: 948th in the region

World Assembly

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