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The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

“Sensible decisions, with compassion.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population5.548 billion

CapitalPanorama
LeaderBronte Dickens

CurrencyColada
AnimalTiger

The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.548 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 386 trillion Coladas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,613 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is illegal, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan politicians, and journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 216,667th in the world and 10,043rd in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 7.69 Insults Per Minute.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 379thMost Influential: 637thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,915thSafest: 6,779thMost Pacifist: 7,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,282ndBest Weather: 8,587thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,030thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 11,252ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,518thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,771stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,844thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,174thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,185thHealthiest Citizens: 17,634thMost Inclusive: 17,852ndMost Stationary: 18,622ndLargest Welfare Programs: 19,167thMost Cultured: 19,850thSmartest Citizens: 20,945th
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Most Influential: 218th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 286th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 369th in the regionSafest: 375th in the regionMost Pacifist: 412th in the regionMost Stationary: 452nd in the regionBest Weather: 470th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 506th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 636th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 637th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 651st in the regionNicest Citizens: 654th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 659th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 669th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 688th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 757th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 806th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 933rd in the regionLargest Populations: 935th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 953rd in the regionMost Cultured: 992nd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 305 » Siwale, Corfad, Sunto, Notyoutopia, Universal State Formula, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Territorio di Nessuno, Yukti, Holy Oranz, Unimaginable Doom, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Govornia, East Supple Lund, Malta Comino Gozo, Diodone, Shadowrik, Arimbia, Pallaith, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Felpolandia, Koda-Land, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, French Bananastan, United Draconia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Cinnibar, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Wilkshire, Zeternia, Sundred, Sea Ghost, Pradovnia, Zokk, The Bureaucratic Territories, and 255 others.Ethnon, Lemonbiscuits, Maott, Pasargad, Choistan, Antiyard, The Iron Lions, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Rosewood-, Panama Coalition, Arstungry, Potatolandium, Kobagia, Detrivania, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Walter Jackson, Valhalla123, Free Culture, Elevation, North Armatas, Dopeland420, SORT, Newpromisedland, Chukstik Illahi, Vincone Cae, Zumlandia, Velon, Itallitopia, North Bratislava, Gilakistan, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Unsophisticate, Napnomadia, Bearical, Acrabinnia, Avemterra, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Joodey, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Esplandia, Necromonia, Neo Colorado, Niradans, Ilisseia, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Wooleystan, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Soviet Terran, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Phoronu, David Davidson, Astrind, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, McMasterdonia, New Octicarg, The Stratosphere Islands, Nakayo, Wisconsota, Gnomewatchers, Prydania, Tachycardia, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Viridiann, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Serendipita Martia, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Vernest Quill, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Partax, The Navy Blue, Merconitonitopia, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Alamei, VietAnhland, Fendlium, Loli County, Hamerica, Fayyayid, Arlens Apartment, Singamadri, Xagill, Austral States of America, Psychotic Vegans, MiaryBhalzhack, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Vivanco, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, KhalChicken, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Drutopia Insomnia, Xyrron, Aeolist, The Lancerian Empire, Khoik, Prevaland, Crader, Nisastria, Varola, Godwanna, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ereena, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Hyphen, Nova Arcania, Fel Imass, Greater New America, Aingard, Schnuftelland, Old Emporia, The Greylands, U S Eh, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Zixu, Fizban, Anungu, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, The Ricebenders, Paul Pasch, Centromuria, Xatin, Saperisole, Zzozona, Hopsin, Ver Testua, Termathe, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Vesuva, Kocherian, Cowbridge, Asoc lon, Colonies of Free Temeria, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Maynilan, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dropey, Brucklania, Arichia, Yalgora, New Jamgra, Simone Republic, Loptous, Animu Place, Bushkrub, Amblegreserland, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Maclare, Buckhem, Andexia, Principia Mathematica, WeKnow, Gendirt, Ihsan, Eastern Cous Empria, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Moszce-Walvard, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Heilhum Imperius, Nouvelle-Floride, Eywaan, Amprak, Glanst, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Outer Shenendoah, Hardscrabble, Ofira, Citrus Rutaceae, Feelonia, Warancia, Pinguioris, Healiopolis, Nobec, Solcius, Siglakan, Lulubellia, Abonland, Sopernia, A Die, Falkendel, Boston Castle, Sakusen, Saphrosynia, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Republica Guilleana, New Ecronentia, The Democratic Republic of the People, Gorundu, Figyjharli, Mardessa, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Great Robertia, Bankowiata, Pytong, Kazoo Basin, Dai Nippon Yamato, and The Unified Missourtama States.

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