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The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

“Sensible decisions, with compassion.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Very Strong
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Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific


The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

Population3.391 billion

LeaderBronte Dickens


The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.391 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 217 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,252 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 118,338th in the world and 5,921st in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -2.45 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 353rdMost Influential: 639thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,267thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,460thNicest Citizens: 10,208thBest Weather: 10,513thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,783rdMost Pacifist: 12,468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,218thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,554th
Most Influential: 230th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 271st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 430th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 461st in the regionNicest Citizens: 566th in the regionBest Weather: 570th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 606th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 624th in the regionMost Stationary: 662nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 664th in the region

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