Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The Interdimensional Community
Population | 11.796 billion |
Capital | The Dam |
Leader | Dammicus |
Faith | Damndamism |
Currency | Woodchip |
Animal | Beaver |
The Enslaved workforce of The Busy Beaver is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dammicus with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.796 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.
The all-consuming Beaver economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Woodchips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 87,328 Woodchips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,678 per year while the poor average 12,436, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.
Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, and a bureaucratic fight over BIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. The Busy Beaver's national animal is the Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Damndamism.
The Busy Beaver is ranked 159,528th in the world and 59th in The Interdimensional Community for Most Stationary, with 128.23827209412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Busy Beaver was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : The Busy Beaver was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Busy Beaver's influence in The Interdimensional Community rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
- : The Busy Beaver relocated from Balder to The Interdimensional Community.
- : The Busy Beaver was refounded in Balder.
- : The Busy Beaver ceased to exist in The Interdimensional Community.
- : The Busy Beaver was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : The Busy Beaver was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : The Busy Beaver's influence in The Interdimensional Community rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
- : The Busy Beaver relocated from Lazarus to The Interdimensional Community.