The Republic of The Canadian Commonwelth is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 734 million Canadian Commonwelthians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving Canadian Commonwelthian economy, worth 53.7 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,207 Canadian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,143 per year while the poor average 13,597, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, half of The Canadian Commonwelth's doctors can't speak the language, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Canadian Commonwelth's national animal is the Canadian Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Canadian Commonwelth is ranked 233,699^th in the world and 5^th in Inferior for Safest, scoring 31.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.