The No more rickroll of The Canadian Peoples Republic is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 551 million Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Canadian economy, worth 49.9 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,501 Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and there are no bananas today in The Canadian Peoples Republic. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Canadian Peoples Republic's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Canadian Peoples Republic is ranked 188,701^st in the world and 8,216^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.85 Obesity Rate.