The Kingdom of The Cascadian Antarctic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Rt Hon Wayne King with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.109 billion Cascadian Antarcticans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Grosvenor. The average income tax rate is 56.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cascadian Antarctic economy, worth 633 trillion krónas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,075 krónas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the government has implemented minimum wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cascadian Antarctic's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Cascadian Antarctic is ranked 38,485^th in the world and 37^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Average Incomes, with 124,075.67 Standard Monetary Units.