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The Christian Democrat Republic of The Catholic State of Eire

“For our God, Saints and Republic!”

Category: Tyranny by Majority
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Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Right to Life


The Catholic State of Eire

Population10.055 billion

CapitalBaile Átha Cliath
LeaderTaoiseach Pádraig MacCraith
Faiththe Catholic Church in Éire

AnimalIrish Wolfhound

The Christian Democrat Republic of The Catholic State of Eire is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Taoiseach Pádraig MacCraith with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.055 billion Éireannacha enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile Átha Cliath. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Éireannach economy, worth a remarkable 1,554 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,597 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Taoiseach Pádraig MacCraith's bedroom, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, and teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Catholic State of Eire's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Catholic Church in Éire.

The Catholic State of Eire is ranked 4,765th in the world and 4th in Right to Life for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,014.74 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 425thMost Advanced Public Transport: 506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 509thSafest: 1,197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,330thMost Pacifist: 1,395thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,602ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,660thNicest Citizens: 1,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,999thMost Devout: 2,062ndLargest Governments: 2,147thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,159thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,495thLowest Crime Rates: 2,650thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,907thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,300thHealthiest Citizens: 4,046thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,765thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,943rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,473rdMost Developed: 5,526thMost Influential: 5,936thBest Weather: 6,043rdMost Inclusive: 6,520thMost Efficient Economies: 7,583rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,000thHighest Economic Output: 10,369thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,134thHighest Average Incomes: 12,529thMost Cultured: 13,355thMost Stationary: 16,714thMost Income Equality: 17,903rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,299th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the region

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