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The Holy Empire of The Cebabi Caliphate

“لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: United Empire of Islam


The Cebabi Caliphate

Population15.648 billion

LeaderCaliph al-Cebab
FaithCebabi Islam

CurrencyCebabi dinar
AnimalCebabi eagle

The Holy Empire of The Cebabi Caliphate is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Caliph al-Cebab with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.648 billion Cebabis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebababad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The strong Cebabi economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Cebabi dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 70,960 Cebabi dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,080 per year while the poor average 12,841, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, and retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cebabi Caliphate's national animal is the Cebabi eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cebabi Islam.

The Cebabi Caliphate is ranked 196,471st in the world and 44th in United Empire of Islam for Least Corrupt Governments, with 66.54 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Black Market: 7,852ndMost Conservative: 10,383rdTop
Largest Populations: 11,878thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,742ndMost Devout: 14,648thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,695thHighest Economic Output: 14,994thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,040th
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the region

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