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The Holy Empire of The Cebabi Caliphate

“لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Union of Nationalists

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The Cebabi Caliphate

Population14.083 billion

CapitalCebababad
LeaderCaliph al-Cebab
FaithCebabi Islam

CurrencyCebabi dinar
AnimalCebabi eagle

The Holy Empire of The Cebabi Caliphate is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Caliph al-Cebab with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.083 billion Cebabis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebababad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The strong Cebabi economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Cebabi dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 71,369 Cebabi dinars, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, and retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cebabi Caliphate's national animal is the Cebabi eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cebabi Islam.

The Cebabi Caliphate is ranked 38,863rd in the world and 8th in Union of Nationalists for Most Pro-Market, scoring 61.62 on the Rand Index.

Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 4,786thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 8,606thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,783rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,284thLargest Populations: 12,301stMost Devout: 12,454thHighest Economic Output: 14,550thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,835th
Top
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Cebabi Caliphate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cebabi Caliphate, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cebabi Caliphate, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cebabi Caliphate, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cebabi Caliphate, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cebabi Caliphate, The Cebabi Caliphate's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : The Cebabi Caliphate's influence in Union of Nationalists rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : The Cebabi Caliphate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : The Cebabi Caliphate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in The Cebabi Caliphate, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives.

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