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The Government of The Celestial Lands

“Semper Liberum”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus


The Celestial Lands

Population19.92 billion

CapitalUniversal City
LeaderNikko Mayzuka


The Government of The Celestial Lands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nikko Mayzuka with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.92 billion Celestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Celestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 59,274 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 203,945th in the world and 7,480th in Lazarus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -20.25 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,442ndBest Weather: 2,618thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,330thMost Influential: 3,458thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,141stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,394thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,472ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,079thLargest Populations: 6,341stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,475thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,774thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,913thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,423rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,967thMost Cultured: 13,279thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,917thHighest Economic Output: 14,040thHealthiest Citizens: 15,470thSmartest Citizens: 16,571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,466th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 126th in the regionBest Weather: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionLargest Populations: 185th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 283rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 326th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 332nd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 429th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 538th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 613th in the regionMost Stationary: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 723rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 731st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 748th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 763rd in the regionMost Cultured: 764th in the region

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