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The Government of The Celestial Lands

“Semper Liberum”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: Lazarus


The Celestial Lands

Population18.15 billion

CapitalUniversal City
LeaderNikko Maysuka


The Government of The Celestial Lands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nikko Maysuka with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.15 billion Celestians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Universal City. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Celestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 57,237 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Lands's national animal is the Arceus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacy.

The Celestial Lands is ranked 154,506th in the world and 5,676th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -12.73 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,538thBest Weather: 2,620thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,967thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,409thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,604thMost Influential: 5,813thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,903rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,974thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,188thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,470thLargest Populations: 6,505thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,655thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 8,007thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,952ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,338thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,580thHighest Economic Output: 13,822ndMost Cultured: 13,993rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,372ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,458thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,582nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionBest Weather: 123rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 148th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionLargest Populations: 190th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 269th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 301st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 312th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 345th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 395th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 417th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 464th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 554th in the region

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