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The Republic of The Chuckle

“Bullets! Guns! Grenades! Hooray!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: The Chuckle Playground of Fun and Games

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The Chuckle

Population9.153 billion

Currencybullet
Animalgrenade

The Republic of The Chuckle is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.153 billion Chuckleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chucklean economy, worth 999 trillion bullets a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,205 bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Chuckle's national animal is the grenade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Chuckle is ranked 38,184th in the world and 7th in The Chuckle Playground of Fun and Games for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.45 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 13,356thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 26,994thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,329thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,353rd
Top
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Chuckle, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas.
  • : The Chuckle was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Chuckle, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Chuckle, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Chuckle, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in The Chuckle, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Chuckle, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in The Chuckle, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Chuckle, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Chuckle, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.

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