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The Scary Eye of The Church of Satan

“It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.” Magus L

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Church of Satan

Population17.127 billion

CapitalThe Decompression Chamber
LeaderMagus L


The Scary Eye of The Church of Satan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Magus L with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.127 billion Satanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Decompression Chamber. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Satanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,041 trillion Greeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,607 Greeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Decompression Chamber spends billions upgrading public transport, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Church of Satan's national animal is the Sin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

The Church of Satan is ranked 23,159th in the world and 1,230th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 15.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,157thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,287thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,657thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,852ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,934thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,297thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,319thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,333rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,865thLargest Governments: 2,884thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,112thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,374thMost Cultured: 3,434thMost Developed: 3,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,726thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,891stMost Efficient Economies: 3,898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,161stHighest Economic Output: 4,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,261stSmartest Citizens: 6,908thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,996thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,800thMost Secular: 8,149thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,970thHighest Average Incomes: 9,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,704thBest Weather: 10,619thLargest Populations: 11,412thMost Influential: 11,938thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,425thMost Income Equality: 20,281stLargest Black Market: 23,159th
Lowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 97th in the regionMost Cultured: 102nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 109th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 205th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 208th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 211th in the regionLargest Populations: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 221st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 231st in the regionBest Weather: 246th in the regionMost Secular: 259th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 309th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionMost Income Equality: 438th in the regionMost Inclusive: 484th in the region

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