Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: South Pacific
Population | 8.787 billion |
Capital | The Classroom |
Leader | the glorious Supreme Council |
Faith | Schneiderism |
Currency | Monete |
Animal | octopus |
The Magnificent Eternal Empire of The Class Council is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the glorious Supreme Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.787 billion servile students are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Classroom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.
The frighteningly efficient servile economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Monetes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,726 Monetes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 547,360 per year while the poor average 18,278, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.
Claims adjusters are uselessly vague, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Class Council's national animal is the octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Schneiderism.
The Class Council is ranked 31,457th in the world and 42nd in South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,324.63798556448 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Class Council, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in The Class Council, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in The Class Council, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos.
- : Following new legislation in The Class Council, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in The Class Council, hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment.
- : Following new legislation in The Class Council, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
- : Following new legislation in The Class Council, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
- : Following new legislation in The Class Council, patriots insist that size does matter.
- : Following new legislation in The Class Council, genetic researchers have been expelled.
- : Following new legislation in The Class Council, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.