Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 12.67 billion |
Capital | Cogwheel |
Leader | Clockwork Android Prototype |
Currency | Cog |
Animal | Crow |
The Technocracy of The Clockwork Republic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Clockwork Android Prototype with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.67 billion Clockwork Republicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cogwheel. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Clockwork Republician economy, worth a remarkable 4,142 trillion Cogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,923 Cogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Clockwork Republician police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, billion-Cog sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Clockwork Republic's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Clockwork Republic is ranked 92nd in the world and 5th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 41,824.19 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Clockwork Republic, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
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The Clockwork Republic, billion-Cog sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts.
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The Clockwork Republic, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
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The Clockwork Republic, Clockwork Republician police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
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The Clockwork Republic, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
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The Clockwork Republic, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
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The Clockwork Republic, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
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The Clockwork Republic, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
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The Clockwork Republic, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
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The Clockwork Republic, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.