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The Non-Communist Free Union of The Co-Prosperity-Sphere

“It's not pedophilia, it's ephebophilia.” Anarchist Right

Category: Capitalizt
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Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Thorossia


The Co-Prosperity-Sphere

Population3.998 billion

CapitalThe Stock Market
LeaderAnarchist Right

CurrencyG l i t c h t r a p

The Non-Communist Free Union of The Co-Prosperity-Sphere is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Anarchist Right with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.998 billion citizens enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Stock Market. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient citizenly economy, worth 671 trillion G l i t c h t r a ps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,977 G l i t c h t r a ps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,467,058 per year while the poor average 2,952, a ratio of 496 to 1.

Citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, the impoverished sick hang around outside golf clubs to beg for funding for healthcare, and Anarchist Right sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Co-Prosperity-Sphere's national animal is the Statue, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Collectivism.

The Co-Prosperity-Sphere is ranked 17,735th in the world and 3rd in Thorossia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,838.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 660thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,169thRudest Citizens: 1,225thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,833rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,186thFattest Citizens: 2,266thLargest Retail Industry: 2,269thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,314thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,650thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,762ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,063rdMost Avoided: 3,749thMost Armed: 4,568thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,616thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,626thMost Efficient Economies: 8,773rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,932ndLargest Insurance Industry: 8,936thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,436thHighest Average Incomes: 9,860thHighest Drug Use: 9,905thMost Secular: 9,910thLargest Mining Sector: 10,518thMost Pro-Market: 10,795thMost Cultured: 12,184thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,550thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,735th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

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