“Weed, Donut, Snow !”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 616 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 73.5 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,308 Northern Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Bike rage is all the rage, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Cold Northern North endorsed The Empire of Capitista.
- : The Cold Northern North was endorsed by The Empire of Capitista.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : The Cold Northern North endorsed The Dictatorship of Nuestra Vida.
- : The Cold Northern North was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Nuestra Vida.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, bike rage is all the rage.
- : The Cold Northern North endorsed The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM.
- : The Cold Northern North was endorsed by The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM.
Endorsements Received: 188 » Aerilia, Lulubellia, Votak Matim, Yaorozu, Hamerica, Shibutani, 1 very fast endotarter, Orado, Bharathvarsh, Sachi, Former English Colony, Cretox State, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Kranostav, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Ellbonnia, Kazoo Basin, The Tampa Bay Rays, Shadowrik, Svenskskit, Yokciq Empire, Muqatil, Pallaith, The Teddy, The Rhein States, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Illusia and Neverendia, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Bankowiata, Moubarakistan, Loutsland, Republica Guilleana, Interdimensional Zone, Runeda, Star Kingdom, Empy, Dreadton, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Zzozona, Pytong, WeKnow, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Xentherida, Freyford, His Enduring Majesty, Dar es Saalam, McMasterdonia, and 138 others.Chips and Guac, Alorca, New Lakemba, Omnistria, Barabolia, Wilkshire, Selfgradatude, Sundred, Arthyia, Zemnaya Svoboda, El Fiji Grande, Ravendi, Hardscrabble, Slyakanya, Territorio di Nessuno, Pasargad, Siwale, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kragsgale, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Otakus and Weebs, East Akra, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Frances Francis the First of France, Solcius, Climeria, Madjack, Strongwill, Valgarda, Sikol, Valentine Z, Seijitsu, Sil Dorsett, Clan Spaniel, Odelinor, Port Naga, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Dacian Freelands, Wisconsota, Svenskan, Blyskalia, Minich, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Nordic-British Union, Dangine, Kromi, Sunto, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Shotokonia, Servilis, Simone Republic, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Super Girl, San Felipe, Libertania Democratica, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Draconian Progression, The Jerichowan Country, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Hepek, Seenvorland, Cajland, ForestMythal, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Darkmondoria, Centrialand, Planes, Seanat, Britle, Tsandonown, Ootasa, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Card Kingdom, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Folenz, Intion North, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Nova Arcania, Kastonvia, Capablanca, Solimun, Landfinia, The Mazur Empire, Joodey, Andanavia, Nikhilesh23, Sopernia, Kinitopia, Logovets, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Venicea, Unshleepd, Andanx, Lionia, Nation1812, Sahriastan, Outer Shenendoah, Galbadiana, The Calabash Protectorate, PotatoFarmers, Toilet Man, Aruvicion, Lemsrow, The Blazeland Administration, Malta Comino Gozo, Tibus Heth, Miamington, ROM, Nuestra Vida, and Capitista.