The State of The Comoros Islands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.853 billion Comoros Islandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Comoros Islandsian economy, worth 706 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,963 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,896 per year while the poor average 3,156, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, The Comoros Islands has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of The Comoros Islands in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Comoros Islands's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Comoros Islands is ranked 288,961^st in the world and 1^st in Union of the Comoros for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.21 law-abiding acts per hour.