The Republic of The constitution is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.58 billion constitutionians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong constitutionian economy, worth 256 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,913 rubledollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 161,929 per year while the poor average 15,299, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The constitution's national animal is the hawk.

The constitution is ranked 285,785^th in the world and 3,630^th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Largest Governments, scoring 8.19 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.