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The Democratic Republic of The Crimean Enclave

“Imagine Inspiration”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: International Democratic Union

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The Crimean Enclave

Population10.39 billion

CapitalSimferopol
LeaderMaster

CurrencyRuble
AnimalDolphin

The Democratic Republic of The Crimean Enclave is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Master with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.39 billion Crimean Enclaveans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Simferopol. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimean Enclavean economy, worth a remarkable 3,301 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 317,800 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Crimean Enclave's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Crimean Enclave is ranked 14,677th in the world and 39th in International Democratic Union for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 97thMost Scientifically Advanced: 112thMost Secular: 268thHealthiest Citizens: 464thMost Developed: 584thHighest Disposable Incomes: 630thLongest Average Lifespans: 671stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 722ndSmartest Citizens: 739thHighest Poor Incomes: 968thSafest: 1,306thRudest Citizens: 1,338thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,567thHighest Average Incomes: 1,629thMost Cultured: 2,032ndTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,079thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,154thMost Influential: 2,852ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,870thMost Efficient Economies: 3,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,421stLowest Crime Rates: 3,479thHighest Economic Output: 3,621stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,792ndBest Weather: 4,100thMost Inclusive: 4,119thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,448thMost Pacifist: 4,512thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,382ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,937thLargest Governments: 7,001stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,853rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,129thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,596thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,677thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,219thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,132ndMost Stationary: 18,568th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Crimean Enclave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : The Crimean Enclave was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : The Crimean Enclave voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crimean Enclave, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.

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