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The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” Howard Phillips is gonna die soon

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Location: The East Pacific


The Cult of the Great Cthulhu

Population5.28 billion

CapitalNew Rlyeh
LeaderHoward Phillips is gonna die soon
FaithThe Cthulhu Cult


The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Howard Phillips is gonna die soon with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.28 billion Cthulhu Cultists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rlyeh. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cultic economy, worth 956 trillion cthulheons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 181,227 cthulheons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, warning signs caution Cthulhu Cultists where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cult of the Great Cthulhu's national animal is the cuttlefish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Cthulhu Cult.

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is ranked 31,701st in the world and 648th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 204.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Primitive: 98thMost Ignorant Citizens: 198thHighest Crime Rates: 292ndMost Armed: 320thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 340thMost Devout: 347thRudest Citizens: 567thLargest Retail Industry: 598thFattest Citizens: 647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 815thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 978thMost Influential: 1,141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,283rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,380thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,459thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,820thMost Avoided: 1,852ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,362ndHighest Drug Use: 2,873rdLargest Black Market: 3,055thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,655thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,758thHighest Average Incomes: 8,263rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,189thMost Efficient Economies: 12,078thMost Cultured: 14,598thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,400thHighest Economic Output: 17,886thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,411thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,682nd
Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 57th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 148th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 198th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 262nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 308th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 341st in the regionMost Cultured: 376th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 420th in the regionLargest Populations: 425th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 454th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 498th in the regionMost Stationary: 510th in the regionNudest: 648th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 837th in the region

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