“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” Howard Phillips is gonna die soon
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The East Pacific
|Leader||Howard Phillips is gonna die soon|
|Faith||The Cthulhu Cult|
The Delegate Ejector of The Cult of the Great Cthulhu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Howard Phillips is gonna die soon with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.28 billion Cthulhu Cultists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rlyeh. The average income tax rate is 42.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Cultic economy, worth 956 trillion cthulheons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 181,227 cthulheons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, warning signs caution Cthulhu Cultists where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Cult of the Great Cthulhu's national animal is the cuttlefish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Cthulhu Cult.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Cult of the Great Cthulhu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
- : The Cult of the Great Cthulhu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".
- : The Cult of the Great Cthulhu endorsed The Eco-Socialist Pact of Andurand.
- : The Cult of the Great Cthulhu was endorsed by The Eco-Socialist Pact of Andurand.
- : The Cult of the Great Cthulhu endorsed The Commonwealth of Neue Leipzig.
- : The Cult of the Great Cthulhu endorsed The Commonwealth of ArenaC.
- : The Cult of the Great Cthulhu was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Neue Leipzig.
- : The Cult of the Great Cthulhu was endorsed by The Commonwealth of ArenaC.
- : The Cult of the Great Cthulhu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Cult of the Great Cthulhu endorsed The Federal Republic of Neptunian Military Administration.
Endorsements Received: 190 » Kampf Empire, British Calradia, Riveraland, Talitoa, United China Nation, Drunken Seal Islands, Wizardonia, Elejamie, Taurora, Adolanta, Axdel, The Soviet Space Commie Union, The Empire of Rijelv, Neruch, Osterreich und Ungarn, Tshana, Brotherland, Squid Ruinosa, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Kaigi, Dark Edgyness, H-Zhena, Unger under over, VW53Aland, ReeK, New Birblands, Goodnamesarerare, Norport, Wanabe, Rhealaliit, The Almighty Country, Mundiferrum, Chria Deau, Cameronia Excellentia, Kilkire, Kucia, Kalaratri, Trimmania, Imperial Akatsuki, Constructbegin, Bai Lung, Hizuru, Impia Aghte, Lanagon, Chubaka, Headpat Central, Federated States of Zootron, Broengtopia, Davinhia, Monezambique, and 140 others.North Insomnia, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Solar Ottomans, Aeljae, Roliganistan, The Buckeye States, Adavan, New Bradenia Ghost, Bakaworld, Kublam, Kelsyth, Enlil, Ridann, Lyontisia, Pekweng, Dreamersistan, Hokolokia, Our Gods, Socialist Holy American Empire, Seri Tai Republic, Freedom Fascists, Slonful, Akorial, Am Echad, Slys Paws, Nifalembria Zamingstan, The Underwood Industrial Empire, New Leganes, Zang0, Solis Ortis, Kagorg Bra Corna, Bullpups, Joundia, Kangarawa, Tuvaltastan, Mastariere, The island of Kiria, Propwash, Sansangra, Blobbo, Pengnia, Abtracnt, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, Bytes, Kriov, Liberstankonia, Plazland, New Terabithia, Euricanis, Grossvietnam, Styklelilere, La xinga, Iodinia, Under Upper Antartica, Matdor, Servants of Gizmo, Firenation91, Pakitsk, BearStackof2015, Hobbesistan, Asendavia, Kyrloth, Wiranath, Kelssek, Dracacre, Sen Jast, Enou, Marrabuk, Barfleur, Dragons Blood, Tawuse, Martonica, CopyCato, Evrigenis, East Malaysia, Rainbow Vests, Eagas, Freedomindia, Dratava, A Slanted Black Stripe, Interdimensional Waifus, The Three States of Fortuna, Monteconstance, Todd McCloud, Zukchiva, France Occidentale, FreedomIand, Republic of New India, A mean old man, Tretrid, Ripsylvania, Schrebia, Staynes, Libertanny, Lingu, Azureano, Distro-Spartica, Raunch, The Death Syndicate, The Militarius Imperium, Rohanland, Quinto Piano, BuciLand, Under Sea Desert, Roissyland, Vaskeden, The Eternal Land of Jong, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Greater New Cassandra, Santa Dystopia, Chriona, Survivoristan, Halan Republic, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Imprisoned Freeman, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Volinovia, Ephem, Samaltak True, Eternal Progress, Layngderfleethe, Modra, Kosmanza, Serkin, United States of I Hate Australia, Yelkinam, Oofery, Azakhuland, Merlovich, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Oerkar, Nevertopia, Neptunian Military Administration, ArenaC, Neue Leipzig, and Andurand.