The Armed Republic of The Cutest Bunnies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hazel with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.022 billion Cutest Bunnies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watership Down. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The enormous but inefficient a Cutest Bunnies economy, worth a remarkable 2,169 trillion Carrots a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 77,430 Carrots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the a Cutest Bunnies Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and future leaders of The Cutest Bunnies regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cutest Bunnies's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zen Bunniism.

The Cutest Bunnies is ranked 8,040^th in the world and 2^nd in The Hill for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,812.4 pounds of wildlife per square mile.