Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: The Axis of Evil
Population | 24.802 billion |
Capital | The Main Command Centre City |
Leader | The Presitator |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Monster |
The Mafian Economic Republic of The Dark System is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Presitator with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.802 billion Mafians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Main Command Centre City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 37,237 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,501,404 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 14,062,097 per year while the poor average 13,517, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
You can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule The Dark System but at least the trains run on time, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime is totally unknown. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Dark System is ranked 17th in the world and 1st in The Axis of Evil for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 27,650.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Dark System, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
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The Dark System, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
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The Dark System, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
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The Dark System, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule The Dark System but at least the trains run on time.
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The Dark System, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Monster'.
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The Dark System, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
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The Dark System, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
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The Dark System, it is often said that only The Presitator could bring down Dàguó.
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The Dark System, The Dark System has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
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The Dark System, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.