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The Rogue Nation of THE DEATH HOUNDS

“Death for all”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The United Federations

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THE DEATH HOUNDS

Population1.42 billion

Currencychip
AnimalBlack Cat

The Rogue Nation of THE DEATH HOUNDS is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.42 billion DEATH HOUNDERS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The frighteningly efficient A DEATH HOUNDER economy, worth 211 trillion chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,955 chips, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand, vacationing DEATH HOUNDERS expect to be treated as royalty, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. THE DEATH HOUNDS's national animal is the Black Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

THE DEATH HOUNDS is ranked 149,713th in the world and 226th in The United Federations for Longest Average Lifespans, with 26.34 Years.

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1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 568thMost Primitive: 1,045thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,047thLargest Mining Sector: 1,225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,481stTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,522ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,617thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,016thMost Avoided: 2,031stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,088thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,565thNudest: 4,180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,485thLargest Black Market: 4,948thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,301stRudest Citizens: 7,182ndTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,078thLargest Retail Industry: 12,477thHighest Average Incomes: 12,510thMost Influential: 12,859thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,557th
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1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : THE DEATH HOUNDS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : THE DEATH HOUNDS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in THE DEATH HOUNDS, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in THE DEATH HOUNDS, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in THE DEATH HOUNDS, vacationing DEATH HOUNDERS expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in THE DEATH HOUNDS, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
  • : THE DEATH HOUNDS was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in THE DEATH HOUNDS, government officials across THE DEATH HOUNDS are being "encouraged" to adopt Black Cats to set an example for the populace.
  • : Following new legislation in THE DEATH HOUNDS, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk.
  • : Following new legislation in THE DEATH HOUNDS, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Vooperian Paradise, BJMShaw, and Dabberwocky.

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