The Demokratische Bunnesreich of The Deitsch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Johann Georg II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.205 billion Deitsch are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lengeschder. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deitsch economy, worth 234 trillion Deitschmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,301 Deitschmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, and international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Deitsch's national animal is the Grundsau, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Deitsche Brüdergemeinde.

The Deitsch is ranked 105,272^nd in the world and 58^th in Lands End for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 949.6 on the Societal Mobility Rating.