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The Hyena Sultanate of The Democratic Ethiopian Empire

“Why be sad when you can laugh?” Dagedar the hyena

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: The Galactic Empire of Britain

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The Democratic Ethiopian Empire

Population11.893 billion

CapitalAbadus City
LeaderDagedar the hyena
FaithHyenaism

CurrencySandgrain
AnimalHyena

The Hyena Sultanate of The Democratic Ethiopian Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dagedar the hyena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.893 billion Democratic Ethiopian Empireans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abadus City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The powerhouse Democratic Ethiopian Empirean economy, worth 969 trillion Sandgrains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 81,513 Sandgrains, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Dagedar the hyena is spelt now, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Democratic Ethiopian Empire's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hyenaism.

The Democratic Ethiopian Empire is ranked 252,001st in the world and 10th in The Galactic Empire of Britain for Most Stationary, with 18.61559919712 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 11,675thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,882ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,486thLargest Retail Industry: 27,957th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

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