by Max Barry

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The Republic of The Democratic Philippines

“At Worst Of Times, Play Dead”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus


The Democratic Philippines

Population8.577 billion

CapitalNova Maynila
LeaderRamon Norte


The Republic of The Democratic Philippines is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ramon Norte with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.577 billion Filipinos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Maynila. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,595 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Democratic Philippines's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Democratic Philippines is ranked 85,524th in the world and 3,815th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 552.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1,801stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,878thNicest Citizens: 2,084thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,413thMost Developed: 2,468thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,516thMost Cultured: 2,611thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,787thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,796thLargest Governments: 3,062ndSmartest Citizens: 3,230thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,408thMost Inclusive: 3,451stMost Efficient Economies: 3,488thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,497thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,666thSafest: 3,769thHealthiest Citizens: 3,927thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,965thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,354thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,473rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,097thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,640thLowest Crime Rates: 6,664thHighest Average Incomes: 6,891stHighest Economic Output: 8,125thBest Weather: 8,315thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,584thMost Pacifist: 8,689thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,511thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,086thHighest Drug Use: 15,819th
Largest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionNicest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 106th in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionMost Cultured: 113th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 125th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 140th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 162nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 201st in the regionSafest: 209th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 221st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 252nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 272nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 276th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 282nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 324th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 354th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 394th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 417th in the regionBest Weather: 443rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 464th in the regionMost Pacifist: 467th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 566th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 613th in the region

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