The Stationary Union of The Democratic State of Josora is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Karoth L Atso with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.363 billion Josorans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emerkarta. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Josoean economy, worth a remarkable 1,525 trillion Digital dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,167 Digital dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and news headlines suggest that Prime Minister Karoth L Atso has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Democratic State of Josora's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

The Democratic State of Josora is ranked 314,842^nd in the world and 735^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -893.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.