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The Grand Diarchic Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids

“Non Ducor, Duco” Bucky Duck VII and PM George Mattinson

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Cult of PCHS


The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids

Population2.551 billion

CapitalSan Giovanni
LeaderBucky Duck VII and PM George Mattinson
FaithRoman Catholicism

AnimalMandarin Duck

The Grand Diarchic Principality of The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bucky Duck VII and PM George Mattinson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.551 billion Cool Kids hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Giovanni. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Unionist Cool Kid economy, worth 414 trillion ฿ucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,476 ฿ucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown. The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids's national animal is the Mandarin Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids is ranked 8,552nd in the world and 5th in The Cult of PCHS for Largest Governments, scoring 34.99 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 335thTop
Most Inclusive: 3,236thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,555thNicest Citizens: 3,586thRudest Citizens: 5,312thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,340thMost Cultured: 5,570thMost Efficient Economies: 7,008thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,412thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,724thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,097thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,181stMost Developed: 8,400thLargest Governments: 8,552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,418thSmartest Citizens: 9,466thMost Pacifist: 10,038thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,487thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,784thHealthiest Citizens: 11,331stHighest Average Incomes: 11,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,792ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,939thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,078thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,749thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,294thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,897thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,662ndHighest Drug Use: 16,551stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,215thMost Secular: 21,312thBest Weather: 21,581stLowest Crime Rates: 23,758th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the region

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