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The Devastated Dominions of The Desolation Dynasty

“NationStates - Bow Down; Bow Down to Scourge”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Balder

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The Desolation Dynasty

Population13.923 billion

CapitalBlightheim
LeaderScourge Alice
Faiththe Scourge

CurrencyGold Dusk
AnimalVampire Ghost Cow

The Devastated Dominions of The Desolation Dynasty is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scourge Alice with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.923 billion hopeless people are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blightheim. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The strong a Desolation Dynastyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,876 trillion Gold Dusks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 134,774 Gold Dusks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Scourge Alice's portrait, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Desolation Dynasty's national animal is the Vampire Ghost Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Scourge.

The Desolation Dynasty is ranked 1,453rd in the world and 85th in Balder for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 25,375.9 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 36thMost Primitive: 45thMost Ignorant Citizens: 106thMost Devout: 234thBest Weather: 727thMost Corrupt Governments: 744thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,283rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,407thLargest Black Market: 2,421stLowest Crime Rates: 2,605thMost Conservative: 3,042ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,169thMost Avoided: 4,506thMost Authoritarian: 5,738thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,928thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,505thNudest: 8,219thLargest Governments: 11,915thHighest Economic Output: 15,188thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,600thMost Patriotic: 23,758thHealthiest Citizens: 28,348thMost Extreme: 31,201st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 95th in the regionMost Conservative: 102nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 109th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 135th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 198th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 216th in the regionMost Avoided: 271st in the regionMost Extreme: 310th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 319th in the regionNudest: 363rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 379th in the regionLargest Governments: 617th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 791st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Desolation Dynasty, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in The Desolation Dynasty, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Desolation Dynasty, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Desolation Dynasty, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Scourge Alice's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in The Desolation Dynasty, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Following new legislation in The Desolation Dynasty, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Desolation Dynasty, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in The Desolation Dynasty, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : The Desolation Dynasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : The Desolation Dynasty's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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