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The Free Republic of The Districts of Smashville

“Peace, Prosperity, Hope”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Gordo Alliance of Got Beef


The Districts of Smashville

Population5.021 billion

LeaderIsabelle Cani

Animalraccoon dog

The Free Republic of The Districts of Smashville is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Isabelle Cani with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.021 billion Smashvilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palette. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The powerhouse Smashvilian economy, worth 409 trillion bells a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 81,489 bells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,964 per year while the poor average 19,640, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Districts of Smashville's national animal is the raccoon dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Districts of Smashville is ranked 38,934th in the world and 8th in The Gordo Alliance of Got Beef for Most Influential, scoring 465 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,257thLargest Retail Industry: 9,825thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,437thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,279thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,779th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the region

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