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The Nomadic Peoples of The Dizonids

“Raze it”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific

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The Dizonids

Population2.689 billion

Currencypence
Animalhorse

The Nomadic Peoples of The Dizonids is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.689 billion Dizonidsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dizonidsian economy, worth 519 trillion pence a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,180 pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, and school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dizonids's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Dizonids is ranked 100,587th in the world and 3,886th in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,591.07 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 504thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,277thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,282ndMost Influential: 2,395thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,444thMost Developed: 2,469thRudest Citizens: 2,784thSmartest Citizens: 3,104thMost Efficient Economies: 3,206thSafest: 3,678thLowest Crime Rates: 3,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,869thLargest Governments: 3,890thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,155thMost Inclusive: 4,387thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,905thHealthiest Citizens: 4,973rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,429thHighest Average Incomes: 6,971stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,134thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,814thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,061stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,428thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,443rdMost Cultured: 8,767thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,789thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,098thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 11,414thMost Secular: 11,543rdMost Pacifist: 11,943rdNicest Citizens: 13,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,129thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,747thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,898thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,713th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 104th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 107th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionSafest: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 125th in the regionMost Inclusive: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 157th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 164th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 174th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 175th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 209th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 210th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 220th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 249th in the regionMost Cultured: 253rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 277th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 280th in the regionMost Influential: 291st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 291st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 328th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 401st in the regionMost Secular: 413th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 455th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 473rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 474th in the regionNudest: 501st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 521st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 568th in the regionMost Stationary: 716th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 743rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 816th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Dizonids, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in The Dizonids, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dizonids, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dizonids, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dizonids, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in The Dizonids City's playgrounds.
  • : The Dizonids voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in The Dizonids, gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Dizonidsian casinos.
  • : The Dizonids was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Dizonids, much of The Dizonids's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dizonids, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.

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