Category: Right-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Newcomer
Location: Europe
The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia
Population | 16.13 billion |
Capital | Prostration City |
Leader | Admiral's puppet |
Faith | Cult of the Winged Shrimp |
Currency | Ferr |
Animal | Ameba |
The Community of The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral's puppet with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.13 billion Dorvanian slaves are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prostration City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Dorvanian slave economy, worth a remarkable 3,950 trillion Ferrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 244,927 Ferrs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,706,837 per year while the poor average 12,185, a ratio of 140 to 1.
Wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, the election for Admiral's puppet's office's janitor is heating up, the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia's national animal is the Ameba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Winged Shrimp.
The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia is ranked 202,500th in the world and 768th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 44.55967981512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia, the government is constantly playing a game of four-dimensional economic chess with health insurance firms.
- : Following new legislation in The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia, the election for Admiral's puppet's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Following new legislation in The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
- : Following new legislation in The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
- : Following new legislation in The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia, the Ameba stadiums are open 24/7.
- : Following new legislation in The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Ferr charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.