The Colony of The Embassy Guardian is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 6.799 billion Embassy Guardianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Embassy Guardianian economy, worth 252 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,129 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Embassy Guardian's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Embassy Guardian is ranked 140,567^th in the world and 18^th in The Embassy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.78 law-abiding acts per hour.