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The Commonwealth of The Empire of Hoodania

“For King and Country!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Greater Asshrania


The Empire of Hoodania

Population311 million



The Commonwealth of The Empire of Hoodania is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 311 million Hoodanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoodania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hoodanian economy, worth 39.4 trillion Hoods a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,791 Hoods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,961 per year while the poor average 21,867, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Empire of Hoodania's national animal is the Hood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Empire of Hoodania is ranked 140,149th in the world and 2nd in Greater Asshrania for Safest, scoring 57.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Avoided: 3,782ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,518thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,671stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,813thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,037thLargest Mining Sector: 7,052ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,352ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,214thLargest Retail Industry: 8,902ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,366thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,389thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,773rdFattest Citizens: 16,917thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,467thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,331stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,563rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,743rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,897th

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