The Royal Dominion of The Empire of Wilco is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The cynical, devout population of 623 million willins are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willingrad. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong a willin economy, worth 48.0 trillion willin dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,100 willin dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Wilco's national animal is the blue bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Empire of Wilco is ranked 74,314^th in the world and 1^st in willingrad allied nations for Most Primitive, scoring 37.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.