The Marauding Biker Pirates of The Endless Eventide is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Ogliarchy of the Eventidal Exchange with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.393 billion Eventidal Meanderers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Administration is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Subterranean Megacity of Afterglow. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eventidal economy, worth 624 trillion Liquid Moonlight Starstreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 261,080 Liquid Moonlight Starstreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,397,439 per year while the poor average 2,967, a ratio of 807 to 1.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, trespassers entering The Ogliarchy of the Eventidal Exchange's office are immediately vaporized, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Eventidal Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Endless Eventide's national animal is the Illuminating Howling Star Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Truth Looming In The Twilight.

The Endless Eventide is ranked 15,799^th in the world and 117^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 92.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.