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The Capitalist State of The English Communists

“game skinny” BIG PFAFF

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Sawcon Valley

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The English Communists

Population2.433 billion

Capital2B Kidz
LeaderBIG PFAFF
FaithLEGO Heroica

CurrencyDragonVale coin
Animal黑鬼

The Capitalist State of The English Communists is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by BIG PFAFF with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.433 billion nipples are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 2B Kidz. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English Communistsian economy, worth 287 trillion DragonVale coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,037 DragonVale coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in The English Communists to be bombproof, the clergy of LEGO Heroica remains a single-sex institution, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The English Communists's national animal is the 黑鬼, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is LEGO Heroica.

The English Communists is ranked 203,881st in the world and 8th in Sawcon Valley for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 19.16 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,280thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,520thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,398thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,158thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,848thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,094thLargest Black Market: 10,840thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,016thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,880thMost Avoided: 16,081stMost Devout: 17,621stMost Primitive: 17,622ndMost Conservative: 17,738thLargest Mining Sector: 18,193rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,334thMost Developed: 18,354thMost Authoritarian: 21,658th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The English Communists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Communists, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : The English Communists lodged a message on the Gru Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Communists, the clergy of LEGO Heroica remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Communists, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in The English Communists to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Communists, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Communists, patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water.
  • : Following new legislation in The English Communists, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : The English Communists voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
  • : Following new legislation in The English Communists, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Hell 10, Winglet Paradiso, Astapol, and Theaussiecreper.

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