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The United Departments of The English Regions

“L'espoir nous lie, capitalisme nous unit”

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The English Regions

Population17.799 billion

LeaderChristian Bonaparte Yard


The United Departments of The English Regions is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Christian Bonaparte Yard with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.799 billion English Regionsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zripton. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient English Regionsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,186 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 291,392 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps stinks, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime is totally unknown. The English Regions's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The English Regions is ranked 207,600th in the world and 7,654th in Balder for Most Avoided, scoring 0.19 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Inclusive: 168thMost Rebellious Youth: 207thMost Compassionate Citizens: 241stMost Cultured: 245thNicest Citizens: 246thLeast Corrupt Governments: 312thMost Pacifist: 355thMost Beautiful Environments: 413thMost Cheerful Citizens: 448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 467thHealthiest Citizens: 473rdMost Developed: 498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 559thSmartest Citizens: 562ndLongest Average Lifespans: 570thBest Weather: 634thMost Scientifically Advanced: 680thSafest: 1,083rdLargest Governments: 1,181stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,263rdMost Secular: 1,299thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,503rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,537thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,584thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,667thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,706thHighest Economic Output: 1,708thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,873rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,126thMost Efficient Economies: 2,407thRudest Citizens: 3,322ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,228thLargest Populations: 8,473rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,990thMost Influential: 10,287thTop
Nudest: 10,425thLowest Crime Rates: 17,892ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,929thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,426th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 74th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionRudest Citizens: 150th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 205th in the regionLargest Populations: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 220th in the regionTop
Nudest: 395th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 503rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 532nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 639th in the region

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