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The Democratic Commonwealth of The Eurasian Federation

“Unitas per diversitatem”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: The Commonwealth of Independent States

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The Eurasian Federation

Population14.161 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderPresident Mikhail Batishchev
Faiththe Eastern Orthodox Church

CurrencyEAF dollar
Animaleagle

The Democratic Commonwealth of The Eurasian Federation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Mikhail Batishchev with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.161 billion Eurasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,979 trillion EAF dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 139,765 EAF dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

TEF-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eurasian Federation's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Eastern Orthodox Church.

The Eurasian Federation is ranked 185,975th in the world and 2nd in The Commonwealth of Independent States for Most Avoided, scoring 0.72 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,296thMost Stationary: 4,576thHighest Economic Output: 7,571stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,863rdTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,591stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,149thMost Developed: 15,651stLargest Populations: 15,734thHighest Average Incomes: 15,882ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,100thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,038thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,955thLargest Governments: 20,210th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Eurasian Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates, Longest Average Lifespans, and Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Eurasian Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : The Eurasian Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : The Eurasian Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : The Eurasian Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : The Eurasian Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : The Eurasian Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Eurasian Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : The Eurasian Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates, Most Influential, Most Popular Tourist Destinations, and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : The Eurasian Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments, Most Cultured, and Most Corrupt Governments.

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