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The Empire of The Evan Empire


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Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: National Coalition of Defense Economy


The Evan Empire

Population9.578 billion



The Empire of The Evan Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.578 billion Evan Empireans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evlandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Evan Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Funds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 139,221 Funds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 567,923 per year while the poor average 22,626, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.

The number of judges has tripled in recent months, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, The Evan Empire successfully hosted the National Coalition of Defense Economy Olympics, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Evan Empire's national animal is the Manatee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Evan Empire is ranked 202,914th in the world and 1st in National Coalition of Defense Economy for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -21.45 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 619thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,717thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,353rdFattest Citizens: 2,369thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,601stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,097thHighest Crime Rates: 3,151stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,519thMost Avoided: 4,163rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,308thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,488thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,861stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,356thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,867thRudest Citizens: 7,354thLargest Retail Industry: 8,913thMost Armed: 10,117thNudest: 10,236thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10,713thHighest Drug Use: 11,907thHighest Economic Output: 12,294thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,424thMost Pro-Market: 15,456thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,476thHighest Average Incomes: 16,058thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,635thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,508thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,291st

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