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The Allied Nations of The Fanboyists

“United in Fanboy” Fanboy the Great and Powerful

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Osiris

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The Fanboyists

Population37.17 billion

CapitalOttonia
LeaderFanboy the Great and Powerful
FaithSecularism

CurrencyUniversal Standard Dollar
AnimalOlifant

The Allied Nations of The Fanboyists is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fanboy the Great and Powerful with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 37.17 billion Fanboyists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottonia. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fanboyistsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,362 trillion Universal Standard Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,361 Universal Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fanboyists's national animal is the Olifant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Fanboyists is ranked 18,024th in the world and 1,105th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 67.53 quips per hour.

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1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,714thSafest: 1,800thLargest Populations: 2,425thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,976thTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,816thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,994thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,330thHighest Economic Output: 4,563rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,846thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,264thLowest Crime Rates: 6,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,233rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,270thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,535thLargest Governments: 7,030thMost Cultured: 8,164thBest Weather: 8,634thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,052ndMost Developed: 10,678thHighest Food Quality: 12,335thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,509thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,344thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,878thHealthiest Citizens: 16,916thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 18,024thMost Income Equality: 21,224thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,759th
Top
1%
Largest Populations: 55th in the regionSafest: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 147th in the regionTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 187th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 204th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 253rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 290th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 315th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 322nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 353rd in the regionLargest Governments: 358th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 359th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 380th in the regionMost Cultured: 427th in the regionBest Weather: 504th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 540th in the regionMost Developed: 647th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 720th in the regionMost Income Equality: 725th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 800th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,004th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,282nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,404th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,481st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : The Fanboyists was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Borderlands of Rystile, infecting 41 million survivors.
  • : The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, the Top 5% for Most Survivors and Most Dead, and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : The Fanboyists was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Wooden Empire, infecting 1,241 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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