Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Osiris
Population | 37.17 billion |
Capital | Ottonia |
Leader | Fanboy the Great and Powerful |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Universal Standard Dollar |
Animal | Olifant |
The Allied Nations of The Fanboyists is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fanboy the Great and Powerful with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 37.17 billion Fanboyists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottonia. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Fanboyistsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,362 trillion Universal Standard Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,361 Universal Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fanboyists's national animal is the Olifant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.
The Fanboyists is ranked 18,024th in the world and 1,105th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 67.53 quips per hour.
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The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
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The Fanboyists was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from
The Borderlands of Rystile, infecting 41 million survivors.
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The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, the Top 5% for Most Survivors and Most Dead, and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
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The Fanboyists was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Imperial Commonwealth of The Wooden Empire, infecting 1,241 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
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The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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The Fanboyists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.