The Democratic Republic of The finlands heavy dictators is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Theodore Roosevelt with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, disturbing lack of elderly people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 6.435 billion finlands heavy dictatorsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oulu. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient finlands heavy dictatorsian economy, worth 951 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,925 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finlands Heavy Dictatorsian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The finlands heavy dictators's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ateistic.

The finlands heavy dictators is ranked 15,360^th in the world and 98^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 58.04 flags saluted per person per day.