Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: Flagler Beach
The Rogue Nation of The Flagler Empire is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 802 million Flagleridians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The very strong Flagleridian economy, worth 56.4 trillion US dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 70,262 US dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 427,432 per year while the poor average 5,123, a ratio of 83.4 to 1.
This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, citizens have never heard foreign radio, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Flagler Empire's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.
The Flagler Empire is ranked 278,275th in the world and 1st in Flagler Beach for Nicest Citizens, with 3.55 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Flagler Empire agreed to construct embassies between Flagler Beach and Pecan Sandies.
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The Flagler Empire, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
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The Flagler Empire, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
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The Flagler Empire, public toilets are famed for their rear entries.
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The Flagler Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
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The Flagler Empire, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
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The Flagler Empire, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
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The Flagler Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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The Flagler Empire, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
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The Flagler Empire, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.