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The Trans-Ascendant Empyrea of The Galactic American Imperium

“Neutrality? Thatís just pre-war courtesy.” President Kaeso

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: 10000 Islands


The Galactic American Imperium

Population3.455 billion

CapitalNew Americana
LeaderPresident Kaeso
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyInterstellar Imperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Abyss Eagle

The Trans-Ascendant Empyrea of The Galactic American Imperium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Kaeso with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.455 billion Imperial Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Americana. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Interstellar Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 478,268 Interstellar Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, much of The Galactic American Imperium's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Galactic American Imperium's national animal is the Imperial Abyss Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Galactic American Imperium is ranked 256,964th in the world and 1,506th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 3.15 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Subsidized Industry: 168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 209thMost Patriotic: 259thMost Influential: 274thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 340thHighest Poor Incomes: 349thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 454thHighest Average Incomes: 465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 483rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 541stMost Efficient Economies: 561stLargest Insurance Industry: 564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 749thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 820thMost Armed: 1,118thMost Secular: 1,203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,412thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,443rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,471stLargest Black Market: 1,626thMost Developed: 1,955thSmartest Citizens: 2,410thLargest Governments: 2,582ndTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,608thMost Conservative: 2,632ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,797thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,826thLargest Mining Sector: 2,856thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,470thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,678thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,113thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,407thLowest Crime Rates: 4,500thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,902ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,961stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,049thRudest Citizens: 7,304thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,174thMost Authoritarian: 9,829thHighest Economic Output: 12,006thTop
Most Cultured: 15,344th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 85th in the regionMost Extreme: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionRudest Citizens: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 140th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the region

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