The Server-Fighting Sysadmin of The Glorious Hypetrain is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kade Weston Vasentius with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.511 billion Glorious Station Attendants enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Glorious Station. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Station Attendant economy, worth a remarkable 2,154 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,894 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the true length of the coastline of The Glorious Hypetrain may never be measured, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is totally unknown. The Glorious Hypetrain's national animal is the Swimming MLG Noscoper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Glorious Hypetrain is ranked 7,777^th in the world and 29^th in The Union of Democratic States for Safest, scoring 123.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.