The Republic of The Green Dragon Brewery is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.061 billion Green Dragon Breweryians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Education not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Green Dragon Breweryian economy, worth a remarkable 2,469 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 306,367 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,836,554 per year while the poor average 23,168, a ratio of 79.3 to 1.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, the face of Leader is a permanent feature of the The Green Dragon Brewery City skyline, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Green Dragon Brewery's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Green Dragon Brewery is ranked 340,950^th in the world and 16^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.57 law-abiding acts per hour.