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The Republic of The Green Dragon Brewery

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Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Vickenian experiment containment zone

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The Green Dragon Brewery

Population6.16 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of The Green Dragon Brewery is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its feral children, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.16 billion Green Dragon Breweryians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Education not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Green Dragon Breweryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,654 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 268,633 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,056,241 per year while the poor average 9,533, a ratio of 215 to 1.

Jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, Leader is quite hard to get a hold of, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Green Dragon Brewery's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Green Dragon Brewery is ranked 14,283rd in the world and 9th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,034.25 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1stFattest Citizens: 49thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52ndHighest Crime Rates: 152ndMost Avoided: 153rdHighest Drug Use: 155thMost Ignorant Citizens: 178thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 243rdMost Rebellious Youth: 259thMost Armed: 327thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 380thMost Efficient Economies: 432ndMost Subsidized Industry: 615thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 638thMost Corrupt Governments: 735thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 772ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 880thHighest Disposable Incomes: 887thRudest Citizens: 981stMost Primitive: 1,172ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,398thLargest Mining Sector: 1,915thNudest: 2,224thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,194thHighest Average Incomes: 4,103rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,284thMost Secular: 12,467thLargest Retail Industry: 13,743rdLargest Gambling Industry: 14,283rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,689thLargest Governments: 26,969th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Green Dragon Brewery was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, Leader is quite hard to get a hold of.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Green Dragon Brewery, it is said that a Green Dragon Breweryian woman's work is never done.

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