The Francisco Sendrijas Pet of The Guardian Mastiff is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tönpa Shenrab Miwoche with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 25.659 billion Guardian Mastiffians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lhasa. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guardian Mastiffian economy, worth a remarkable 3,134 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,172 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, and soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Guardian Mastiff's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bön.

The Guardian Mastiff is ranked 246,870^th in the world and 6^th in The Beech Beach House for Most Extreme, scoring 10.8 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.