Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Nederland
Population | 23.454 billion |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | lion |
The Kingdom of The Guelders is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.454 billion Geldrans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.
The thriving Geldran economy, worth 787 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 33,590 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
Voting is compulsory and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is a problem. The Guelders's national animal is the lion.
The Guelders is ranked 53,763rd in the world and 112th in Nederland for Most Stationary, with 820.56653733708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Guelders was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia, curing 31 million infected.
- : The Guelders was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia, curing 72 million infected.
- : The Guelders was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia, curing 49 million infected.
- : The Guelders was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia, curing 53 million infected.
- : The Guelders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : The Guelders's influence in Nederland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The Guelders's influence in Nederland fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : The Guelders's influence in Nederland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The Guelders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : The Guelders was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia, infecting 19 million survivors.