The Federation of The HappyCat Signatory Peoples Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by HappyCat LuvsU with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.992 billion HappyCat Signatory Peoples Unionites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union Center. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong HappyCat Signatory Peoples Unionian economy, worth 116 trillion LuvsUs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,606 LuvsUs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The HappyCat Signatory Peoples Union's national animal is the Bearded Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The HappyCat Signatory Peoples Union is ranked 23,969^th in the world and 8^th in Niamark for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.51 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.