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The Free Land of The Hare Jordans

“Out of Many, One People.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific


The Hare Jordans

Population3.467 billion

CapitalNew Amsterdam
LeaderDJ Auby Bugatti

CurrencyDub Sack
AnimalChicago Bull

The Free Land of The Hare Jordans is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by DJ Auby Bugatti with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 3.467 billion Hares are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jordanian economy, worth 388 trillion Dub Sacks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,083 Dub Sacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, the Sandmen are calling it a night, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hare Jordans's national animal is the Chicago Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Hare Jordans is ranked 9,012th in the world and 290th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,710.77 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,447thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,015thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,246thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,782ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,585thMost Developed: 6,640thHealthiest Citizens: 6,715thMost Influential: 6,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,093rdBest Weather: 7,128thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,358thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,625thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,772ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,012thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,778thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,841stLowest Crime Rates: 9,848thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,966thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,098thLargest Governments: 10,600thMost Cultured: 10,667thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,503rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,868thMost Secular: 13,719thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,915thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,277thMost Efficient Economies: 16,551stNicest Citizens: 18,561st
Most Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 165th in the regionMost Developed: 208th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 221st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 221st in the regionBest Weather: 229th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 240th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 261st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 281st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 283rd in the regionLargest Governments: 284th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 290th in the regionMost Cultured: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 303rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 308th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 339th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 346th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 365th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 416th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 423rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 474th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 479th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 481st in the regionMost Secular: 492nd in the regionNudest: 621st in the regionMost Influential: 660th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 710th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 717th in the regionNicest Citizens: 728th in the regionLargest Populations: 760th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 766th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 812th in the region

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