The Monarcho-Socialist Nation of The Hasrne is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hamilton I with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.252 billion Hasrneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Monarch's District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Hasrnean economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion Hasrne Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 182,982 Hasrne Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 900,113 per year while the poor average 21,241, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

Restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, Hamilton I's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hasrne's national animal is the Rainbow Mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is -TBD-.

The Hasrne is ranked 335,085^th in the world and 311^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Pacifist, with 3.42 cheeks turned per day.