The Empire of The Haven of Avalon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Damien Alexander with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 10.775 billion Avalonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyderabad. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Avalonian economy, worth 689 trillion Solars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 63,967 Solars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to The Haven of Avalon as a reminder of their "special relationship", the first half of cabinet meetings include Emperor Damien Alexander complaining about the reasonable nation theory (The Haven of Avalon has found 1 easter egg), undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Haven of Avalon's national animal is the Obsidian Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Semideism.

The Haven of Avalon is ranked 45,825^th in the world and 2,824^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.48 law-abiding acts per hour.